While some women might leave you once you initiate to have sex with them, I do the opposite. I will cling to you like a wild octopus and will never let you go until we experience the most ecstatic kind of shagging.

I am not looking for someone dashing or handsome. For me, the real worth of a man is not seen through his face or his muscles, but on the size of his cock. I mean, can a lad even call himself a man if he has below the average penis?

Bragging about your sexual conquests, the places you've been to, and material possessions on your profile is an automatic pass for me. Those things don't impress me. I go for the ones who prefer to keep their profiles as simple as possible and direct...

Snogging with a gent in a dark corner of a pub or club is not surprising. I am a little flirt who likes to mess around with whomever grabs my attention. Once I have my eyes locked on my prey, I'm not going to let them out of my sight.

I do read helpful books that talk about how to please a man, what he really wants in bed, where to touch a man to give him a stiffy and such. Other times, I spend my time lounging on the sofa while starkers.