Sometimes, people mistake me for a real woman and I don’t have any problem with that. In fact, I love it. Anyway, I may have a knob down here but I guarantee that I could still make you chuffed as if I’m a real lady.

Stubborn and will fight to get what I want. I am a bratty submissive, likes to talk back and tease blokes just to coax them into punishing me. My favourite way of getting put to my place? Getting my hands tied behind my back and arse spanked with a p...

Some lasses do not like interacting with strangers because they are afraid to encounter someone who is hairy at the heel. And I just wanna say that I am not like those lasses. In fact, I enjoy interacting and talking with complete strangers especiall...

Believe me, I wanna be your true love story girl! I can make you happier these crazy days! Let's go! I have a yummy ass and toys to play with :) Hairy and tattooed people drive me crazy as hell! Want more about me? Just message me, darling!

I am a woman with dark humour. The only thing darker than the jokes I love is my soul. I make fun of things that most people would find offensive and disgusting. I take amusement in watching the suffering of others. Send me a cup of tea if you also t...