Send me a message if you think your dick is bigger than mine. I hate lads who love to overegg their pudding. I get it that size matters, but this doesn't mean that you should add a few inches to your cock when you are talking with someone.

What turns me on the most is the sight of a man who has a cleanly trimmed and shaped beard. Aside from the fact that bearded men look really hot, I really believe that they are experts in bed too. Well, based on my experiences, bearded men are the on...

I can't help but feel a little bit offended when a lad reads this but doesn't send me anything. I mean, what's stopping you from sending me a message? Am I not that attractive for you? Or maybe you find me a bit intimidating or something.

Been single for some time now and I think it's bloody time I do something about it. No more sitting around and feeling sorry for myself. I have a great personality and hung like a horse too. I can make you laugh during the day and moan all night long...

I'm bloody thirsty for thick milk to be showered upon my face all the way down to my supple neck. I'd be stoked if we can make it happen the soonest possible time; otherwise, I'd definitely go wild craving for it.