You should only send me a message if you are looking for something serious and if you are ready for a committed relationship. I am not getting younger, so I think it's time for me to take things seriously, especially if it will greatly affect my futu...

Not to toot my own horn, but I am going to be the best you've ever had the pleasure of jumping into bed with. I do no strings attached, I won't ever be convinced to sign up for a serious or long term commitment. Single and planning to stay single.

Bossy but with a wicked sense of humour. I may have a domineering personality but I know when to back down too. The only time I would never give in would be in the bedroom. I take charge and want my orders followed exactly.

I am a huge fan of the impressionism movement in the arts. Something about the relatively small, thin, yet visible brush strokes, open composition, and the emphasis on accurate depiction of light in its changing qualities in an ordinary subject. The ...

My vulgar mouth has gotten me into a lot of sticky situations. Not that they were bad positions to be in-- quite the opposite actually. There was one time in a pub that I said something very inappropriate, and the bloke behind me laughed so hard he h...